Patrick Moore woke up with a xylophone stick on his head. Today was a good day, the anniversary of the day he killed his imposter, the fake Patrick Moore. He still remembered when it all happened.
Patrick was watching the news one evening when something remarkable happened. "Patrick Moore saves the rainforest." the reporter said. "He's Canada's hero!"
Instantly, Patrick knew there was something wrong. He never cared about the rainforest at all, only the possibilities beyhond the stars. It was some imposter, who can't even wear his monicle right, trying to save the enviornment, and is also stealing the credit for everything else he did. Without hesitating, Patrick whipped out his pistol, got on his helicopter, and headed to Canada.
While the fake Patrick Moore was counting his profits, he suddenly heard a huge explosion upstairs. He didn't think anything of it, until the night came.
That night, the fake Patrick Moore, looked up at the stars, thinking, "where the heck is the ceiling?"
Suddenly, a huge helicopter flew into his view, and the real Patrick Moore leaped out, without even thinking, the fake Patick Moore whipped out his Machine Gun.
"But...But I thought you were dead?" said the fake Patick Moore. "But it doesn't matter, I'll just kill you now. I can get 500 shots off this thing before you can get one out of your crappy pistol!"
As he was talking, the real Patick Moore raised his pistol and fired. The fake Patick Moore toppled to the ground, breathing heavily. Then, the real Patick raised his xylophone stick and whispers, "No matter what you do, you'll always be the wannabe. You can look like me and act like me, but in the end, you'll always fail."
Finally, Patrick raises his xylophone stick and brings it down on the fake Patick's head. As Patick gets on his helicopter and prepares to leave, he notices Mars shining birghtly, and somewhere, he could see a million aliens dancing because of his victory.
Monday, March 29, 2010
Thursday, January 21, 2010
New Semester
My new semester schedule is really bad. I'd rather just have the first semester classes for the whole year. I really don't think that I even signed up for the electives they gave me. I just got a bunch of random classes, which was probably what was left over. Second semester isn't going to be very good at all.
Friday, January 8, 2010
Planetarium
The Planetarium wasn't a good fieldtrip. You had to look up at the ceiling and it hurts your neck. Also, we had to ride in the van because there was no room left in the bus. The van was really small and we had to jump over the seatbelt every time we got in or out of the back. The planetarium wasn't too interesting and the darkness made us sleepy. It feels as if the worker didn't even try to make it sound interesting.
Laptops
We should be able to take our laptops home. A lot of homework, like the Social Studies notes, require laptops to do, and it also takes a long time to do, so if we can't take it home, it takes up all our resource time. There may not be stuff like that in the future, but we should still take them home just in case. If you can't take them home, it wouldn't be our fault if we fail classes or fail to turn in homework on time. By taking laptops home, it eliminates the missing homework and the excuses.
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