Story

Patrick Moore woke up with a xylophone stick on his head. Today was a good day, the anniversary of the day he killed his imposter, the fake Patrick Moore. He still remembered when it all happened.

Patrick was watching the news one evening when something remarkable happened. "Patrick Moore saves the rainforest." the reporter said. "He's Canada's hero!"

Instantly, Patrick knew there was something wrong. He never cared about the rainforest at all, only the possibilities beyhond the stars. It was some imposter, who can't even wear his monicle right, trying to save the enviornment, and is also stealing the credit for everything else he did. Without hesitating, Patrick whipped out his pistol, got on his helicopter, and headed to Canada.

While the fake Patrick Moore was counting his profits, he suddenly heard a huge explosion upstairs. He didn't think anything of it, until the night came.

That night, the fake Patrick Moore, looked up at the stars, thinking, "where the heck is the ceiling?"

Suddenly, a huge helicopter flew into his view, and the real Patrick Moore leaped out, without even thinking, the fake Patick Moore whipped out his Machine Gun.

"But...But I thought you were dead?" said the fake Patick Moore. "But it doesn't matter, I'll just kill you now. I can get 500 shots off this thing before you can get one out of your crappy pistol!"

As he was talking, the real Patick Moore raised his pistol and fired. The fake Patick Moore toppled to the ground, breathing heavily. Then, the real Patick raised his xylophone stick and whispers, "No matter what you do, you'll always be the wannabe. You can look like me and act like me, but in the end, you'll always fail."

Finally, Patrick raises his xylophone stick and brings it down on the fake Patick's head. As Patick gets on his helicopter and prepares to leave, he notices Mars shining birghtly, and somewhere, he could see a million aliens dancing because of his victory.